February 2012
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“Pursue excellence and success will run after you, pants down.”
– 3 Idiots
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TRUTH:
Time flies so fast when you’re on Tumblr.
I need someone like Jensen Ackles in my life...
hestolesomebread:
Or maybe just Jensen Ackles himself…
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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OMGG FIRST TIME TO ASK SOMEONE TO BE MY PEN PAL.
Hope this turns out well teehee
“Those who walk away from you in the dark should be forgotten in the light.”
– I Wrote This For You: The Things I Have Felt Have Torn Me Apart (via charliebuttface)
Downgraded & Downsized
This is exactly the reason why I do not like telling people my problems. Sometimes you wonder why they want to know. Is it because they’re concerned? Or do they want to know simply for the sake of knowing? Am I being cynical or distrustful just because I doubt their motives? Give me room to doubt, please.
Isn’t it that once you’ve relieved yourself of your problem you’re...
“Pursue excellence and success will follow, pants down!”
– 3 Idiots
leafuckingsarfati:
“its just a fictional couple” i reminded myself while wiping away tears and hugging my pillow
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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